让人开心轻松一笑的搞笑句子

我有女神的电话号码，每天都能知道她睡醒没有。打电话给她，没人接就是还没醒；打电话给她，挂掉了，就是醒了。你们不要太羡慕我

I have the phone number of the goddess, and I know every day if she wakes up. Call her, no one answered, she's still awake; Call her, hang up, just wake up. Don't envy me too much

物理自习课上，同学们都在做作业，老师说：“大家有什么问题，就尽管问我！”一同学走过去：“老师，牛顿的头发是在哪烫的？”

In the physics self-study class, classmates were all doing homework. The teacher said, "If anyone has any questions, just ask me!" One student walked over and said, "Teacher, where did Newton's hair get permed?"

如果没有你，小兔会问：“我该和谁赛跑呢？”

If it weren't for you, the little rabbit would ask, "Who should I race against?"

当你失败了，就把它作为人生财富吧；成功了，就是财富人生。

When you fail, consider it as a life treasure; Success is wealth in life.

闭关一个月，不要叫我，因为一叫我，我就会出来……

Shut up for a month, don't call me, because when you call me, I'll come out

穷则独善其身，富则是我想多了。

Poverty leads to solitude, wealth leads to overthinking.

您教导我们不要说废话，可在我眼里您说的全是废话！

You taught us not to talk nonsense, but in my eyes, what you said is all nonsense!

虽然认输不会死，但我死也不认输。

Although admitting defeat won't lead to death, I won't admit defeat even if I die.

士为知己者装死，女为悦己者整容。

A scholar pretends to be dead for his confidant, and a woman undergoes plastic surgery for her lover.